My horse is my partner, my teammate, my horse is not my tool, and not my object. She is the other half to this team and without her participation I wouldn’t be here competing with her. I take better care of her than I ever would myself.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.